Classified moon landing footage.
Length: 02:51
Rating: 5 / 5 (out of 4 votes)
What follows is a partial transcript of the radio communication between the astronauts on the Moon's Tranquility Base and NASA personnel at mission control on Earth (viewer discretion advised)TRANQUILITY BASE: This is Tranquility Base. The Eagle has landed. Jesus H. Christ, Houston. We're on the fucking Moon. Over.HOUSTON: Roger, Tranquility, we copy you. We cannot believe you are on the fucking Moon. Repeat: Cannot fucking believe it. Over.TRANQUILITY: It was a smooth touchdown. The Moon, for Christ's sake, the Moon. Over.HOUSTON: Roger that. You're clear for T1, walking on the Moon. Over.TRANQUILITY: We copy. Walking on Moon. Jesus. Over.HOUSTON: You're cleared to hook up Lunar Equipment Conveyor. To walk (pause) fucking walk on the Moon. Over.TRANQUILITY: LEC attached. Platform lined up. Checking ingress. Over. [...]HOUSTON: You're clear, Tranquility. Proceed. Over. [...]TRANQUILITY: I'm on the bottom rung of the ladder. Just one more step, and I'm... (long pause)HOUSTON: Tranquility?TRANQUILITY: Holy (pause) living (long pause) fuck. (Long pause) Fuck!HOUSTON: Tranquility, do you copy?TRANQUILITY: Are you fucking believing this? Over.HOUSTON: We read you. Over.TRANQUILTIY: I abso-fucking-lutely am standing on the surface of the fucking Moon. I am talking to you from the god-damned fucking Moon. Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.HOUSTON: Holy Shit.
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