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I got a booster shot on Friday and now my left arm is sore! Oh boo hoo, I'm such a cry baby!I can't put "American Idol" on my video tags anymore, A.I. vids are being flagged without being watched so I don't want to get in trouble!Here is a piece of my script that I omitted from the video because of time concerns and because I thought it was stupid, lol. Enjoy it!"Britney Spears is opening her own dance studio in L.A. called Basement. Ummmm, I don't think anyone wants to go to your basement, Brit. If Britney models this dance studio by her real basement, expect it to be damp, moldy, and full of critters. But hey, the upside is that everyone will be welcomed and it'll be open after hours. So if you want to dance like a narcotic, please join. I know I am and I hope to see you there. Hopefully the place won't be too crowded. And the carpet better match the drapes and not have any chicken grease on it, the place needs to be presentable to its guests....Oh my God, that was like the longest vagina joke ever. So tasteless! And when I say tasteless, I'm talking about myself, not the vagina. Put some salt on that!...What the fuck am I talking about?Please subscribe!